Charlie Sheen almost kills whore...

"Porn Actress" (Whore... I mean come on, let's call her what she is, $20 or $20,000 its the same name, the difference is 90lbs and no facial hair) Whore Capri Anderson, claims Charlie Sheen tried to choke her during sex and then locked her in a bathroom until she would agree to not tell.

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Two things... 1) We just call that celebration sex at my house... 4) This is Charlie Sheen, is she really that surprised??? 3) Look at that girl, she had it coming. Im fantasizing about choking her right now! 2) And now she's famous! Funny how that worked out. E) I don't know how to number lists very well.