What is wrong with women? Seriously! From the 4th century until the 1930's ish there was a diagnosis called "Female Hysteria" which included irritability, loss of appetite for food or sex, erratic behavior, frequent changing of the mind, and "a tendency to cause trouble". I think we just call that being a woman these days and there is no known cure.
I think every man has heard this conversation before and been on the hand slapped end of it.
"Ok, we can have sex... I kinda want to just talk and hang out for a bit before you know... I am a woman, I need some foreplay first.... Did you just try to touch my boobs?! You can't just touch my boobs! I need to be turned on first! Its ok to touch them like during sex but don't just touch them!"
What the hell ever! You need foreplay and to be turned on but I can't touch your boobs? I was rubbing your back first... I was under the impression that was called foreplay. And I know I have gone right to the boobs before and you have been like "Oooooo! :)" So what the hell ever ladies!!!
Ok next time I will skip the boobs and go right to your ...
What the hell ever.
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