I must be old... Last night my wife was cuddly... she's never cuddly! But she was and as we're laying in the dark she pushed her butt tight against me, which is dangerous, because she has a hot butt! It had to be obvious I was a little excited.. but I was also almost asleep... I put my hand on that sweet soft curve between the hip and ribs... I LOVE that spot! I started carresing and lightly running my fingers across her soft skin and she pushed that sexy butt tighter into me. And yet I fell asleep... Excited, pushed up against her, asleep.
Why? I figured it was like any other night I'm turned on and not going to get any! 99,999 out of 100,000 times the answer is no, why would I think this was the 1 time!
Now I don't know how many times I have told my wife I have a fantasy about waking up to sex advances!
What does she do? She sighed and went to sleep. She had been interested, willing, and rather than poke me to wake back up, she went to sleep! I wait for her to be interested, every hour of every day, I am like a marine, on constant alert, waiting for the word to go in and get it done! 16 waking hours of the day, an average of 7 to 10 days a week waiting for that one hour where she wants, nay, IS WILLING to have sex!!! She left me asleep.
Women... I PROMISE you... If you are interested in having sex... roll over and be as blunt and shocking as you want to be, we will not get upset! We WILL wake up and do anything you want! I know you might be wary to do so, because if we did that to you, you would scream rape and shoot first and ask no questions later... so its hard for you to understand.
"Well why wouldn't I think I was being raped and shoot you? It's your own fault for thinking I would ever want to have sex with you, we're only married."
We will NEVER EVER EVER be upset with you for waking us up for sex. PERIOD. End of Blog.
haha, this is so not true, my husband would not do anything willingly if I woke him up in the middle of the night and he had to be up for work.
ReplyDeleteBut also, your wife probably didn't wake you up because when she saw that you fell asleep when she was hoping to turn you on, that probably ruined things for her.